We at John Matras Media LLC may appear not to take ourselves very seriously, but we do make serving advertisers our number one priority. Well, that and running a useful, entertaining and accurate website to which users will return. Which apparently gives us two number one priorities.

However, they both have the same goal: providing advertisers with the maximum bang for the buck, and we're ready to work with advertisers to meet their specific requirements.

Best yet, sponsor the lead photo on the front page of carbuzzard.com and link directly to your home page. Sign up fast before we find out how much this is really worth and the price goes up.

We’re cheap but rates typical to industry standard will charged. That’s something we have to take seriously because the folks who hold our mortgage have no sense of humor whatsoever. For more information—about advertising, not our mortgage—please use our contact page and we’ll be back to you real darn fast with all the details.
We can’t be bought…but we can be rented.