Two naked men in Philadephia: one crashes car, the other climbs on bus

A man from Pennsauken, New Jersey, had an unusual method of, um, stress relief after crashing his car into a fried chicken restaurant in Philadelphia.

According to police reports and witnesses, Vincent J. Wade, 34, of Pennsauken, Camden County, exited the car, became irate and was incoherent, although witnesses reported Wade shouting something about “Jehovah’s Witness,” while taking his clothes off and appeared to begin pleasuring himself.

Recent mugshot of Vincent Wage

Recent mugshot of Vincent Wage

Before police could arrive at the scene of the accident, Wade got back into the car naked and was trying to drive off, but an alert observer had taken the keys from the car. reprinted the police report:

“On January 27, 2014, at approximately 10:30 am, police responded to 500 West Lehigh Avenue for an auto accident. Upon their arrival officers observed a vehicle on the curbside of the southwest corner of 5th & Lehigh Avenue. The male operator was seated in the driver’s seat of a 2007 Silver Camry with no shirt on. The male was asked to step out of the vehicle and when he, did the male was unable to stand on his own. His clothes were torn off and he was unable to respond to police questions. Witnesses to the accident stated that the male was operating his vehicle west on Lehigh Avenue and then veered across the intersection at 5th Street and drove on to the curb hitting a fixed object. After the accident,the male operator exited the vehicle and began removing his clothing and yelling. He then attempted to drive off; however, someone was able to remove the keys and hold them until police arrived. The operator was identified as 34 year old ######### [sic]from Pennsauken, New Jersey. He was charged with Driving Under the Influence; no injuries reported.”

Another report   notes that Wade has numerous arrests in and around Philadelphia, including four for drunk driving in Philadelphia.

Naturally, a video of the event has of course gone viral. Official warning: Naked posterior.


Not to be outdone, another nude-in-Philadelphia incident involved a Septa bus when a naked man climbed on the bus’s front-mounted bike rack and then walked around the Philly street. Warning: another naked posterior.