At least it would have been if Rockaway Township police had been able to catch the man who had stopped to ask a group for directions.
Asking directions was OK. The man, according to the three people, stopped his car near the food court entrance of the Rockaway mall, police said.
It wasn’t until they were pointing out the way to go that they noticed that he wasn’t wearing pants, which should have been obvious as the Jeep Wrangler he was driving had no doors.
The trio noticed that he was wearing a “muscle shirt” but didn’t mention whether he had his seatbelt on.
When you’re flashing, remember, safety first.