Naked car wash lands RI man in hot water

wash bucketWe’d call it an open and closed case of open and gross conduct when a Rhode Island man buffed his pickup in the buff at a North Attleborough, Massachusetts, carwash.

Robert E. Bailey was sentenced to a year of probation for being naked at the Economy Car Wash on May 31. According to the Sun Chronicle, a woman vacuuming her vehicle at the carwash notified police when she saw 67-year-old Bailey in the altogether.

Police say that Bailey had put on shorts by the time they arrived and initially denied being bare but later admitted to washing the truck without being suitably togged .

Bailey, who had a prior conviction for similar conduct, was given a year’s probation and instructed to stay away from the carwash. We wonder, however, if it’s only “open and gross”—particularly the latter—because Bailey s 67 years old, and most likely gross and not a member of the Chippendales…and in that latter case, would it have even been reported?